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August 16, 2012
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Dong Dong has nothing on this guy.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | August 16, 2012 at 08:28 AM
If there ever was a person who earned the right to carry an open beverage in public, it would be this man.
Should we start a chant? FREE JACK>>> uhm, someone else should start it and I'll join in.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 16, 2012 at 08:34 AM
If his parents are not already deceased, he should legally be allowed to kill them.
Encouraged, actually.
Posted by: Steve | August 16, 2012 at 08:55 AM
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Poor guy. What chance did he have with that name?
"Uh, I see you're applying for a job Mr. Mudd. What's your first name?"
"Jackmeoff."
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me, m....f...."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 16, 2012 at 09:05 AM
I'd be mad too if that were my name! Who would do that to a kid?
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 16, 2012 at 09:23 AM
well, i think i went to high school with his cousin, ben dover.
Posted by: queensbee | August 16, 2012 at 09:30 AM
Actually, his birth name is "Johnmeoff." The "Jack" version is a nickname, but it's what all his friends have called him since junior high.
Posted by: padraig | August 16, 2012 at 09:57 AM
jerk
Posted by: ligirl | August 16, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Wasn't it nice of Broward County to provide the CBS logo in the background of their mug shot?
Posted by: oneblankspace | August 16, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Quoth the Blog: "There's classy...and then there is Florida classy."
Posted by: Howard from Broward | August 16, 2012 at 10:23 AM
If he looked like Brad of Denzel it could be somewhat tolerable. However ...
Want to knit him some socks. No. Wait. He's got enough on his plate.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | August 16, 2012 at 11:20 AM
No ambiguity. At least you know where you stand...or kneel...with the guy.
Posted by: JD | August 16, 2012 at 11:23 AM
We should NOT make fun of people's names.
Posted by: Gimmesome Johnson | August 16, 2012 at 11:30 AM
This sort of thing isn't uncommon among people who have done time -- they get bored and find books in the jail library on legal topics like how to change your name, etc. We saw a post some time back about a guy in the northwest who'd changed his name to Yeehaw Hoohoo Eatmyshorts or something intelligent like that.
Problem is, they do it at our expense.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | August 16, 2012 at 12:13 PM
In the future, he will have a cousin named Harry.
(Sorry, obscure Star Trek reference)
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 16, 2012 at 12:33 PM
While student teaching, I ran across a kid with the given name of Jack Mayoff. Needless to say, he chose something else as a nickname...
Posted by: Kev | August 16, 2012 at 09:16 PM