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When you eat your pie and/or mash a man comes to your table and asks if you want eel with that. Do not say "yes", if you say 'yes' then he will stuff a live eel in your trousers. Very amusing for the rest of the diners, no so much so for the person with an eel in their trousers.
Posted by: max | August 06, 2012 at 05:47 PM
That's probably steak and kidney pie rather than good stuff like apple pie a la mode. Don't know which would be worse to see on one's plate, kidney pie or eels. Dave, is British 'cuisine' causing you to lose weight?
Posted by: coscolo | August 06, 2012 at 06:06 PM
There's a non-traditional pie & mash with eels?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | August 06, 2012 at 06:11 PM
When a pie is the deal and it comes with an eel,
That's a moray....
Posted by: Ralph | August 06, 2012 at 06:11 PM
I'll pass on eel. I always have my pie & mash with squid.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 06, 2012 at 06:21 PM
Paella is a fish dish. NOT cockney stinking eel pie.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 06, 2012 at 06:23 PM
Why do I suspect this is not the mash most Kentuckians would first think of?
Posted by: Steve | August 06, 2012 at 06:25 PM
teeheeeee ralph.
Posted by: queensbee | August 06, 2012 at 06:35 PM
You had me at pie.
...and then lost me at "eels"
and *snork* @ Ralph!
Posted by: Betsy | August 06, 2012 at 07:08 PM
All you need to know about pie and mash is that they add eels to it in hopes of improving its flavor.
Posted by: padraig | August 06, 2012 at 07:59 PM
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Posted by: Clankie | August 06, 2012 at 09:02 PM
I don't mind eels
Except as meals
and the way they feels...
Ogden Nash
With my sincere apologies
Posted by: Make It Rain | August 06, 2012 at 09:39 PM
Um...yum?
Posted by: Dmentd | August 06, 2012 at 09:48 PM
For some unfathomable reason, people keep using the term "English cuisine" as though it weren't an oxymoron.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | August 06, 2012 at 09:51 PM
Ralph!! Epic Snork
Posted by: Joe in Japan | August 06, 2012 at 09:51 PM
Adding to the MAJOR SNORK list for Ralph. Awesome!
Posted by: DesertAl | August 06, 2012 at 09:59 PM
Snork @ Ralph and Make It Rain. I love Ogden Nash. Steve, it would take a lot of Kentucky Mash to make me eat an eel.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 06, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Max,
Not fun for the eel, either.
Posted by: wiredog | August 07, 2012 at 06:56 AM
I tried wearings eels once, but they kept slipping off my feet.
SNORK RALPH!!!!!
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 07, 2012 at 07:04 AM
My interest in eels centers primarily around their use for inner tubes for the legendary Spagthorpe motorcycles.
http://www.gracesguide.co.uk/Spagthorpe_Motorcycle_Co
Posted by: Dmentd | August 07, 2012 at 09:00 AM
What do they call a person who catches eels?
A- A sniggler
B- A smuggler
C- Snooki
D- Anthony Weiner
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 07, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Snork at Ralph.
Guys you're missing the point. This is Cockney land, they're referring to heels
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | August 08, 2012 at 08:06 AM
I don't care how much a cad he is, putting a heel in a pie is cannibalism.
Or should that be "an heel"?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | August 08, 2012 at 08:27 AM