AT LEAST UNTIL THEY WAKE UP NAKED IN AN ENTIRELY UNFAMILIAR CITY

College binge-drinkers happier than non-bingers

(Thanks to Alkali Bill, not to be confused with Bilkali Al. Also Bill Hudgins)

Comments

[Theresa]

That's right blame the booze when you wake up naked somewhere and don't know how the hell you got there. Oooops I used a naughty word. (funny) Seriously, I don't know how anyone can drink a lot.

[Clankie]

Oh, for college days... waking up at the end of a term and wondering what happened.

[Elon]

I drank, but I never binge drank. I didn't want a photo of me naked and passed out to end up in the hands of the Blog or my parents.

[Omniskeptic]

We certainly drank in college (you had to - the water wasn't safe, back then,) but regularly, steadily, with professional attention to detail. None of this binger stuff.

[Jeff Meyerson]

AT LEAST UNTIL THEY WAKE UP NAKED IN AN ENTIRELY UNFAMILIAR CITY

Dave, are you trying to tell us something?

[wingnut]

On a some what related note I would propose that non-exercisers are more happy than people who exercise vigorously. Ever seen someone working out who looked like they were enjoying themselves?

[nursecindy]

That's right blame the booze when you wake up naked somewhere and don't know how the hell you got there.
I guess it's safe to say that Theresa won't be getting a blog diploma today.

[max]

I don't remember ever waking up naked in a unfamiliar city when I was in college. I'm not saying it never happened, just that I don't remember it. Of course I only got drunk twice in college, the first in my freshman year the hangover was so bad that the next time I got drunk I stayed drunk until a month after I graduated.

[ScottMGS]

SCIENCE!!1!

[wiredog]

I never woke up naked in an unfamiliar city. Familiar ones, maybe...

[Loudmouth]

I'd stay drunk, too, if I had a $120,000 loan for a NE liberal arts college degree in Norwegian Black Lesbian Illegal Immigrant Studies. You ain't drinking nothing but Mad Dog for a long time.

[ken in sc]

Notice how the nannies have defined down the word binge to five drinks. It used to be, a binge was when you started drinking Friday night and stopped on Monday morning when you had to go to work.

[ken in sc]

Before the pentagon instituted the Alcohol Glamorization Program, most officer clubs held a Sunday morning 'Sick Call' that included free bloody marys.

[ken in sc]

De-glamorization