A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE IS ON ITS WAY TO THIS TRACTOR OPERATOR
A Newport, Vt., man is accused of crushing seven police cruisers with a farm tractor.
(Thanks to Mel from the old board and a whole bunch of other people)
Related news item sent in by Omniskeptic

he got the wrong pleece dept, and he was drunk. but eeee-ha.
Posted by: queensbee | August 06, 2012 at 10:40 AM
It happened on a Friday.
Usually cars get crushed on SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY
Posted by: poker | August 06, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Kind of a Pearl Harbor event ... but our awesome industrial might will build up a new fleet in no time.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | August 06, 2012 at 11:11 AM
I fought the law and the law lost
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 06, 2012 at 11:57 AM
*is proud to be one of the whole lot of other people*
Posted by: Guin | August 06, 2012 at 12:05 PM
*arrested for resisting arrest*
How ..... meta.
Posted by: markhh | August 06, 2012 at 01:24 PM
This is why we need Star Trek technology; Captain Kirk could have stopped the Vermont incident with a tractor beam.
Posted by: Ralph | August 06, 2012 at 05:59 PM
Another related event
Posted by: Dum Bass | August 06, 2012 at 06:18 PM
My friend Sven Curth says it all... 700 Cops in a 7 Cop town, great song.
Sorry I don't know how to link this:
http://grooveshark.com/#!/search/song?q=Sven+Curth+700+cops+in+a+7+cop+town
Posted by: tinatalker | August 07, 2012 at 11:40 AM