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Cell Phone Throwing Championship Crowns a New King

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Comments

[nursecindy]

Is this the next big Olympic event? This would never happen here in the U.S. People won't let go of their cellphones long enough to throw them.

[Omniskeptic]

I've had phones like that ... an HTC Tilt, runnimg Windows Mobile, for example.

[Loudmouth]

These smartass phones are asking for it. They're getting so big that you might have to shot-put them.

[MikeyVA]

My students are supposed to turn off their cell phones in class.

One of their little dasrling phones rang while I was talking so I gave the kid a choice, I could answer it or could confiscate it.

I answered, "Shotzy's Toilet Seat Factory, You got poop, we got you covered, How may I direct your call?!"

The kid turned off his phone from then on. Cruel but necessary.

Another story from the trenches.

[HogsAteMySister]

I'm saving my arm for the Shattering of Stupid Cellphones with a Sledge Hammer event in Rio.

Which is topless.

[Steve]

I want a game where you convince the brass at AT&T that it's a contest to catch AT&T phones dropped from a great distance. The best catch wins a prize.
Then, while the cameras are rolling, everyone with an AT&T phone just stands there and applauds when they smash into the pavement.
Then we drop the AT&T brass to the pavement and applaud.

[Omniskeptic]

Steve - sounds as though your customer experience with ATT was similar to mine. It took almost 3 months last year, but I got 'em out of my life in all respects -- cell, Internet, and all. I highly recommend it.