Dave Barry's Blog

DURING WHICH TIME IT WILL ACQUIRE A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Cockroach can survive 9 days without its head

(Thanks to William G.)

GIVE IT UP

...for the Sea Pigs.

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

BEAUTY PAGEANTS: NOT FOR THE WEAK

Miss New Zealand gets shoved by Miss Malawi.

Video here.

(Thanks to Bill Moore, who says "You have to expect banging in the paint.")

PLEASE CELEBRATE RESP... HEY, PLEASE JUST CELEBRATE

August 26 Is National Go Topless Day

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

INCREDIBLY, ETC.

A Hawkins County man is facing several charges including cruelty to animals for allegedly fleeing police on horseback Friday night and ramming a patrol car with his horse during the pursuit.

(Thanks to Otis Pierson)

'CHLOE, I NEED THE COORDINATES OF THE VANILLA EXTRACT NOW!'

Jack Bauer Bakes Cupcakes for Acer

(Thanks to Bryan, who says "They go straight to your thighs like a bullet.")

A FLORIDA COMMERCIAL LICENSE ETC.

Door-to-door service.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

332 FEET

Cell Phone Throwing Championship Crowns a New King

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

"The Coalition of the Constipated"

(Thanks to The Perts and Jeff Meyerson)

WHOSE RIBS ARE THESE?

Jersey City health inspectors shut down fundraising BBQ at cemetery

(Thanks to Barbara A)

POTENTIAL FACEBOOK FRIEND OF THE DAY

Unfortunately our strict policy etc.

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)