WORST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, AND WE INCLUDE BOTH LIGHT BEER AND SNOOKI IN THIS STATEMENT
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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August 20, 2012
GO TO THE CRAWL-THROUGH WINDOW?
How To Buy More Beer When You're Too Drunk To Drive
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)
YOU WILL NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS GUESS THE STATE
Crossing guard, 89, injured by bicyclist, 92
(Thanks to B'game)
WORKS FOR US
Want to persuade Flamingos to mate? Play them Barry White and Marvin Gaye
By "works for us," we do not mean that we mate with flamingos. To the best of our recollection.
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)
AT LEAST UNTIL THEY WAKE UP NAKED IN AN ENTIRELY UNFAMILIAR CITY
College binge-drinkers happier than non-bingers
(Thanks to Alkali Bill, not to be confused with Bilkali Al. Also Bill Hudgins)
WHERE THE *HELL* IS THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL?'
Officials Ban River Race With Sex Dolls
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
EBAY: HOME OF THE REALLY, REALLY BRAVE
eBay bans magic potions, spells and curses
(Thanks to Paul Hodges)
THIS COUNTRY IS GOING TO HECK IN A HANDBASKET
U.S. valedictorian denied high school diploma for saying ‘hell’ in speech
(Thanks to The Perts)
IT ALSO QUALIFIES THEM FOR FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
Artificial Intelligence Makes Worms More Informative
(Thanks to The Perts)
METEORITE OF THE WEEK
Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Meteorite of the Week.
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
FIRST THEY TAKE OVER THE CONSUMER ELECTRONICS INDUSTRY, AND NOW THIS
A Chinese city has broken the world record for the largest ever bikini parade.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
THANKS, BUT WE'LL STICK WITH BEER
Urine cocktail can help fight global warming
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
