YOUR NAMIBIAN RACING REPORT
Makgone's Hitler Conquers Otjakomaue Derby
This has been Your Namibian Racing Report.
(Thanks to Jenny Kellner)
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August 15, 2012
PATENT LAW NEWS
Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from presenting today's edition of the Patent Law News.
(Thanks to Ed. Floden)
NOT UNEXPECTED, CONSIDERING THE HIGH STAKES
Scrabble player caught cheating at US event
(Thanks to tc and The Perts)
SCIENCE
Wet Animals Shake at Tuned Frequencies to Dry
(Thanks to John)
PARTY!
Gang steals 11 snakes and 2,000 pints from Leeds pub
(Thanks to W. von Papineau)
OHHHHHKLAHOMA
Where the wind comes sweeping down the plai...whoops!
(Thanks to friend of the ladies, Bill Hudgins)
INCREDIBLY, ETC.
OTHER THAN THAT, HOW WAS THE MOVIE?
Sparks moviegoer shoots himself in buttocks, apologizes, leaves theater
(Thanks to hub, Bill "Obviously a crack shot" Hudgins and Jeff Meyerson)
WE FEAR THIS MAY NOT BE A JOKE
Luxury ice. No, sorry, we mean "drink-ice product."
(Thanks to N1LUL)
THE AIRLINE WAS FINED 20 MILLION DONG
SO HOW WAS YOUR EVENING?
Drunk man snoozes in dumpster, gets picked up, compacted
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
"Operation Frozen Dumbo" gets elephant Tonga pregnant
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
SHE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT CABLE
Thief arrested for shoplifting after hiding 42in TV under her skirt
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Joe in Japan)
WE'RE NUMBER ONE.... NO, WAIT.....
Shitterton voted country's most embarrassing place name
(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby, Unholy Slacker and Jeff Meyerson, who notes "Yes, it beat out Dorking.")
WE THOUGHT HE WOULD NEVER TOP WINDOWS VISTA
From Bill Gates, a toilet challenge spills forth
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown, Rich McGee, Phil McAvity, Craig Roberts and Joe in Japan)
