Dave Barry's Blog

ATTENTION, PULITZER PRIZE JUDGES

Exclusive: Bird poop resembling Michael Jackson pulled from auction site Monday

(Thanks to Ralph)

A FLORIDA MARINE LICENSE...

...is on the way.

(Thanks to Dan Barr)

SO HE WAS NOT, TECHNICALLY, NAKED

RI police arrest man found naked and covered in Crisco

(Thanks to Loudmouth, and Bill Hudgins, who says: "Amazingly, he did not give police the slip.")

POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY WITH AN UNUSUAL NUMBER OF SPLINTERS

Serial 'picnic table stacker' on the loose in Spokane park

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

BUSINESS PLAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Police in Florida say they have busted a mother-and-son team whose goal was to steal thousands of items from toy stores in every state and then sell them online for millions of dollars.

(Thanks to jon harris and The Perts)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR HENDRIX

Mutant Butterflies

(Thanks to jon harris)

TOTO, I'VE A FEELING WE'RE NOT IN LONDON ANY MORE

Welcome home to South Florida.