Dave Barry's Blog

ATTENTION, MEN WHOSE ROMANTIC EXPERIENCES ALWAYS INVOLVE SINGLE DOLLAR BILLS

Texas wants you!

(Thanks to Ralph K.)

LESSON #2038: NEVER LEAVE BEER UNATTENDED

"They had a hell of a party in there," cabin owner Even Borthen Nilsen told NRK. "The cabin has the stench of a right old piss up, trash, and bears."

(Thanks to David Rogers)

UH-OH

There's a kangaroo conspiracy

(Thanks to jon harris)

AIRPORT SECURITY

What do you expect for only $100 million?

(Thanks to Larry Pigeon and coscolo)

YOUR FLATHEAD COUNTY UPDATE OF THE DAY

1:07 p.m. A suspicious person was seen photographing the Flathead Beacon offices.

(Thanks to Corey, who is "currently in South Dakota for some reason.")