Dave Barry's Blog

OLYMPIC UPDATE

It's makeup time.

STUPID SP^MM3RZ

They've started using names like "John Davis" and "Rosemary Martin" in hopes of escaping the eagle eye of automated filters, I guess. They have no idea that this blog's regular participants have names like HogsAteMySister, notsoshyjan, klezmerphan, and Wolfsong. Silly sp@mrz!

BIG HEAD SQUIRREL FEEDER

If you can't beat 'em...

(Thanks to everyone in the known universe.)