Dave Barry's Blog

OLYMPIC UPDATE

Giving my all for San Marino.

NOW THAT'S TALENT

My 3-year old daughter came running into the kitchen and said, "Mama! Come see! I drew a picture of Dave Barry!" Sure enough, she had - complete with glasses - on the dry-erase board. The book floating around our house right now is "Dave Barry's Money Secrets" but I think she took the likeness from "Greatest Hits," which is on the bookshelf. 

I've always said she's an artist.

  -- Lauren Van Nort,
    mother of Caroline

EMERGENCY

Man asks 911 for a ride to the store to get a beer.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

PLEASE TRY TO REMAIN CALM

Plane flies over Hull.

(Thanks to Clay S.)

NEWS YOU CAN USE, ASSUMING YOU ARE WILLING TO CAUSE STRESS IN MEN

Stressed Men Like Bigger Butts

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IF YOU WATCH ONLY ONE OLYMPIC SAILING EVENT WITH COMMENTARY BY A WONDROUSLY IRISH IRISHMAN

Make it this one.

Caution: Non-nautical language.