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SPOILER ALERT FOR TODAY'S EPISODE OF GUESS THE STATE

Florida Police Arrest Worst Son in the World

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

OLYMPIC SCANDALS UPDATE:

Gambling, Pee and Bonk.

GOOD TO KNOW

 A passenger on an Alaska Airlines flight looked out the window and saw what looked like a damaged area on the wing with a handwritten note saying, "We know about this."

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

YOUR FLATHEAD COUNTY TERROR UPDATE OF THE DAY

A small black puppy was stirring up trouble in someone's yard on Cougar Trail.

This has been your Flathead County terror update of the day.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

TRUER WORDS...

Man texts, "I need to quit texting," before driving off cliff

(Thanks to The Minx and Joe Wesley)

(This isn't really funny, in the opinion of the s.b., but it's really really really really really important, so I'm posting it.)

(Don't text and drive.)

(Unless you spot someone in a kilt.)

(No, really. Don't.)

(Thank you.)

OHHHLYMPIC UPDATE

London 2012 are investigating how a bucket of unofficial condoms found its way into the athletes' village without official consent.

(Thanks to John Brown, who points out "Bucket of Unofficial Condoms" WBAGNFARB)

Vaguely related "hot dog" item here.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)