Dave Barry's Blog

THINKING OF VISITING LONDON?

Here's all you need to know.

CLEANUP ON AISLE 7

Ew.

(This may not be safe for work, but we don't know, because we could not bring ourselves to read it.)

("Thanks" to Jeff Meyerson and Bill Jones, who sent in a link with pictures)

WHEN UKELELES ARE OUTLAWED...

What?

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

URGENT IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS ABOUT SNOOKI

...or someone like that.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

DUH

Researchers find caffeine in waters off Oregon

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE BLAME THE SQUIRRELS

The Cocke County town of Parrottsville discovered the source of its drainage problem last week: 27 basketballs.

(Thanks to Ralph K.)