AND THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO PUT THE FIRE OUT!
How to Light a Fire With Your Pee!
(Thanks to Gregg in Austin)
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July 22, 2012
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C'mon baby, pee on me? Doesn't have the same ring.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 22, 2012 at 03:40 PM
Jim Morrison would be proud.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | July 22, 2012 at 04:58 PM
Once at the end of a camping trip with my Irish relatives we all peed on the fire pit to make sure it was out. They named the crater after us.
Posted by: padraig | July 22, 2012 at 05:24 PM
I've canoed thousands of miles in the northern Canadian wilderness and never had a problem with carrying a cigarette lighter, which works in the dark. This idiot forgets the basics, then lights a fire in the middle of dry grass when he's out of pee. In a real emergency, you can rub a Boy Scout and a Girl Scout together.
Posted by: Ralph | July 22, 2012 at 07:42 PM
padraig's crater.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 22, 2012 at 07:48 PM
Nah, ours was bigger and didn't smell that good.
Posted by: padraig | July 22, 2012 at 07:52 PM
I don't remember the "Light a Fire with Pee" Merit Badge. But then again, I never made it past Tenderfoot.
Posted by: Gregg in Austin | July 22, 2012 at 08:08 PM
It's called "Wilderness Survival," Gregg.
Posted by: Elon | July 22, 2012 at 08:26 PM
So...if you can't flick your Bic...
Posted by: Betsy | July 22, 2012 at 09:55 PM
If it burns when you pee, you should consult your physician.
Posted by: PG=13 Wodehouse | July 23, 2012 at 06:25 AM