WHY WE LOVE FREE ENTERPRISE
The local government of Liuzhou in southern China's Guangxi Zhuang autonomous region has ended its hunt for rogue piranha fish after offering a reward which attracted thousands of hopeful fishers to local rivers. The quest to capture the troublesome fish — whose presence in the river is unexplained — has become farcical, with online retailers offering to sell and deliver piranhas to the region for 12 yuan (US$1.80) apiece.
(Thanks to Ralph)
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Posted by: Steve | July 15, 2012 at 06:06 PM
Why do I sense Joe Biden was involved with this plan?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | July 15, 2012 at 06:35 PM
I saw Rogue Piranha open for Meat Loaf.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 15, 2012 at 06:47 PM
*Wonders if Jesus had this idea*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 15, 2012 at 08:29 PM
Good. They sent us their damn snakeheads.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 15, 2012 at 08:50 PM
Tax the piranha farms. (Vetinari reference)
Posted by: RossM | July 16, 2012 at 02:44 AM