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July 19, 2012

TOTALLY WORTH IT

A 34-year-old man was taken to a hospital after jumping out of a moving car early Tuesday morning because he couldn't stand bickering with his girlfriend any longer.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Matt Lauer experienced the 'jumping out of a moving car syndrome' with Ann Curry.

Haven't we all wanted to do this at some time?

One would think that there would be many cars on the road with one or two doors flapping in the breeze.

An officer's report also indicated he was intoxicated, according to the Madison Police Department.

That just explains why he didn't do it a mile or two earlier.

Of course he's going to hear about this, from her, for at least 6 months. Moron.

assfault

I find that two pencils stuffed deep in the ears works just as well and saves the nasty road rash.

nursecindy, let's get real here.
6 months? Really? No way.
More like six years.

That's why most men prefer to drive, as they driver can at least pull over before getting out of the car.

Future conversation with girlfriend:
Her: You just had to open that door and jump out didn't you? What were you thinking? I told you not to do it but do you ever listen to me? No. I'm not surprised because you never listen to me do you? Never! If you would just quit talking and listen once, just once.....
Him: Sound of car door opening then a loud whump as he hits the road again.

I had a flashback to my wife's grandmother fussing at and picking on her husband for about 15 minutes.
Then, she turned her back for a second.
Quick as flash, he reached up and turned his hearing aid off.

Steve,

My wife and both kids have severe hearing loss, and this goes on all the time. My consolation is, if I say something I regret and my wife doesn't hear it, I don't have to repeat it. 5th Amendment and so forth.

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