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July 09, 2012

TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

A woman was arrested after police say she hit her husband over the head with a bag of ice cream when she found him with his girlfriend.

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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I know it's not Wisconsin. All our ice cream is gone, or at least it's not hard enough to make a decent weapon out of.

At least he was good-humored about it.

He deserved it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMNzF9i8e4k&list=LPuQJxL-Ic9pE&index=7&feature=plcp

Agreed, cindy. He's lucky she didn't have a knife and a brick.

I hate pypetad - they ate another comment.

Anyway, I was just saying cindy was right - he was definitely deserving of what he got. In fact he's damn lucky she didn't bring a knife and a brick. But then, she wasn't going to Chuck E. Cheese that day.

Man, some women just got no sense of humor.

" hit her husband over the head with a bag of ice cream "

That's cold.

This couple's on a pretty rocky road.

Bet he's feeling a bit sorbet.

she warned him - 'STOP IT before I SCREAM..'

Their marriage is on the rocky road.

Ice cream comes in bags?

SNORK at Meanie and Clankie.

And Elon, I was wondering the same thing!

That must still hurt. Hope someone told him to put something cold on his head....oh wait, never mind....

she's gonna wanna split if their troubles don't melt away

These are some of the worst puns I've ever read. Good job everybody! I love them.

I love how articles like these always provide useless definitions, like "the frozen treat." Like we don't know what ice cream is.

misprint, Renee( the 1st) - should be 'the frozen threat'

I hope it was soft serve!

Worst. Brain-freeze. Ever.

just desserts

I guess his girlfriend is providing the sprinkles?

'side dish'

That's no scoop.

I saw Bag of Ice Cream open for the Meat Puppets.
(life is uncertain; eat dessert first)

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