THEY EVENTUALLY SNARED HIM
Ted Nugent's drummer flees police in golf cart
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
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Ted Nugent's drummer flees police in golf cart
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
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As Ross Perot claimed to have done, Ted has surrounded himself with people who are smarter than he is.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 10, 2012 at 11:24 AM
I got a bang out of that story.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 10, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Brown, who was reportedly intoxicated
I think we could have guessed that from the mugshot.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 10, 2012 at 11:34 AM
It's a cymbal of modern decay.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 10, 2012 at 11:34 AM
It might work... if you drop a bag of doughnuts while you're getting away.
Posted by: Clankie | July 10, 2012 at 12:05 PM
How do you pick up two women while fleeing the police in a golf cart? How many blog guys wish they could do that?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 10, 2012 at 12:14 PM
fore play?
Posted by: ligirl | July 10, 2012 at 12:20 PM
cindy, you can sit three across in a golf cart no problem.
Posted by: padraig | July 10, 2012 at 12:20 PM
insert rimshot.wav
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 10, 2012 at 01:10 PM
"snared him".
Har.
If he and Ted put their heads together they'd have a brain.
Posted by: Wolfsong | July 10, 2012 at 01:18 PM
This is definitely going to have repercussions for Ted.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 10, 2012 at 01:45 PM
That's par for the course?
Posted by: Dave M | July 10, 2012 at 01:45 PM
Hammie beat me to it.
Posted by: Betsy | July 10, 2012 at 02:31 PM
Well he is a drummer, so outrageous behavior is mandatory (it should be in the contract). It takes a Keith Moon level of determination to pick up women while fleeing police in a stolen golf cart, however.
Posted by: max | July 10, 2012 at 02:34 PM
If they gotta chase you down, they're bringing an a$$-whippin' with them.
Posted by: DesertAl | July 10, 2012 at 02:49 PM
cindy, you can sit three across in a golf cart no problem.
Four if you sit on the driver's lap, padraig.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 10, 2012 at 03:20 PM
It's part of Ted's "Franchise reboot": Motor City Madman II.
From the Innerwebs:
Q. What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
A. Gifted.
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 10, 2012 at 03:49 PM
Two cowboys were waiting in their fort for the Indians to attack. They listened to the distant pounding war drums.
One cowboy muttered to the other, "I don't like the sound of them drums."
Just then, a distant voice came over the hill, "It's not our usual drummer!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 10, 2012 at 05:51 PM
The only reason the police were able to catch up to him was the speedometer on the golf cart only went to "10". Next time he should steal a cart with a speedometer that goes all the way to "11" because, you know, it's one more.
Posted by: Marc | July 10, 2012 at 07:56 PM
Beware of those golf carts. He picked up 2 women besides fleeing the police.
Posted by: Theresa | July 10, 2012 at 10:29 PM