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July 10, 2012

THEY EVENTUALLY SNARED HIM

Ted Nugent's drummer flees police in golf cart

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

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As Ross Perot claimed to have done, Ted has surrounded himself with people who are smarter than he is.

I got a bang out of that story.

Brown, who was reportedly intoxicated

I think we could have guessed that from the mugshot.

It's a cymbal of modern decay.

It might work... if you drop a bag of doughnuts while you're getting away.

How do you pick up two women while fleeing the police in a golf cart? How many blog guys wish they could do that?

fore play?

cindy, you can sit three across in a golf cart no problem.

insert rimshot.wav

"snared him".
Har.

If he and Ted put their heads together they'd have a brain.

This is definitely going to have repercussions for Ted.

That's par for the course?

Hammie beat me to it.

Well he is a drummer, so outrageous behavior is mandatory (it should be in the contract). It takes a Keith Moon level of determination to pick up women while fleeing police in a stolen golf cart, however.

If they gotta chase you down, they're bringing an a$$-whippin' with them.

cindy, you can sit three across in a golf cart no problem.
Four if you sit on the driver's lap, padraig.

It's part of Ted's "Franchise reboot": Motor City Madman II.

From the Innerwebs:

Q. What do you call a drummer with half a brain?

A. Gifted.

Two cowboys were waiting in their fort for the Indians to attack. They listened to the distant pounding war drums.
One cowboy muttered to the other, "I don't like the sound of them drums."
Just then, a distant voice came over the hill, "It's not our usual drummer!"

The only reason the police were able to catch up to him was the speedometer on the golf cart only went to "10". Next time he should steal a cart with a speedometer that goes all the way to "11" because, you know, it's one more.

Beware of those golf carts. He picked up 2 women besides fleeing the police.

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