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Cher?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 04, 2012 at 11:54 AM
I just hate it when uninvited guests come to my house and take over.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 04, 2012 at 11:56 AM
If gypsies and devil worshipers took over my house I'd want the law enforcement to be informed too, wouldn't you?
I'm more worried about 4:00 p.m. According to a Martin City resident, a gray SUV was going “crazy all over the road.” It seems like every day there is an incident where a car does this sort of thing. Goggle's self-driving cars really must be banned until this sort of thing doesn't happen so often.
Posted by: max | July 04, 2012 at 12:24 PM
A deputy attempted to find an “average” looking man who may have stolen something on Lakeside Boulevard.
Easier to find a dishonest man in Flathead County than an honest man in Sinope, says Diogenes, plans to relocate, refocus. Will replace famous lamp with taser, shotgun, handcuffs.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 04, 2012 at 12:30 PM
Even the dogs there are wealthy enough to own their own poultry:
2:42 p.m. A woman on Trumble Creek Road claimed that her angry neighbor was shooting his rifle in the direction of her house and that her dog was chasing his chickens around her yard.
Posted by: Algae | July 04, 2012 at 01:25 PM
An airsoft gun might be effective against a devil worshiper, but it's just gonna make the gypsies mad. Crystal ball upside the haid.
This is not an impending movie script or reality show. Flathead County is the replacement for Desperate Housewives.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 04, 2012 at 02:18 PM
Meth. Drugs are bad, m'kay? Well, some drugs.
Posted by: Dmentd | July 04, 2012 at 02:20 PM
Here in California we don't allow 911 to be used for 'gypsies' at all. 911 is strictly for use against warming deniers. If you've got gypsies you've got to use 666 and claim you've got devil worshipers too.
Posted by: normnuke | July 04, 2012 at 02:43 PM
I like Louds idea as Flathead Co being a replacement for Desparate Housewives. The women probably won't look as good, but throw in a Diogenes/Omniskeptic character walking around tasering buxomy, large, dangerous women, and you've got some solid entertainment.
Posted by: LeDud | July 04, 2012 at 02:43 PM
Sounds like someone I am vaguely related to who swore for years - ISIANMTU - that gypsies and devil worshipers were "after" her.
For all I know, they finally got her.
Posted by: Wolfsong | July 04, 2012 at 02:51 PM
Got her!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 04, 2012 at 03:19 PM
*Muchly-welcomed chuckle @ Omni's Diogenal reference and predicition ...*
Posted by: O the Umanity | July 04, 2012 at 03:57 PM
Wowser, Jeff ... she looks as tho she hasn't aged a day in the last 40 years ...
Oh ... wait ... nevermind ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | July 04, 2012 at 03:59 PM
'Round these parts, we call them critters "in-laws".
Posted by: Steve | July 05, 2012 at 11:55 AM
8:54 p.m. A Kalispell man complained that his wife has been screaming and yelling at him all day.
I see, Sir. Have you tried untying her?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 05, 2012 at 03:58 PM