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July 09, 2012

TACKLING THE ISSUES

Canada Bans Foreign Strippers

(Thanks to Jenny Kellner and Dave Emery)

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Have to protect that Canadian Cultural Content, eh?

I think this is a good idea. When you're working with wood you should be able to feel safe while using a domestic stripper. I usually buy my stripper at Lowe's.

As various members of Walt Kelly's cast used to say, "We don't need no foreign ignoramuses here! We got perfectly good ones of our own."

It's a safety issue. Foreigners can't seem to keep up with a metric beat.

Sorry, I keep seeing in my mind strippers frozen to the pole in Canada? Kind of like sticking your tongue to a frozen flagpole. Not a pretty sight by the way.

Maybe the U.N. will oppose this and finally make itself useful.

Guess I'm too late with a joke on the safety issue of foreigners not knowing about sticking to the pole.

You'll have to pry my foreign stripper out of my cold, dead hands.

I thought you were going to say your cold, dead pole, Horace.

;)

Foreign strippers are inadequately dressed for the climate and get nekkid way too fast. It takes a Canadian stripper a good three, four hours to get down to the base coat.

Because only Canadian strippers look good in mukluks.

Has anyone thought about the impact on William Shatner???

Foreign strippers had an impact on Shatner? Didn't he have his shields up?

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