SPEAKING OF SPACE: WE DON'T NEED TO GO THERE, BECAUSE WE CAN VISIT FLATHEAD COUNTY

8:55 a.m. Someone called 911 to complained about a recliner that was inappropriately displayed in the middle of Highway 93 North.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[manual tomato]

"An ungovernable boy described as having “big, poofy, curly hair” ripped his mom’s necklace off and ran away."

Ungoverneable with big poofy, curly hair? This obviously suggests a criminal with the magnetism of an unflushed toilet.

[nursecindy]

Can anyone tell me the appropriate way to display a recliner in the middle of a highway?

[MikeyVA]

nursecindy,

It was probably because the remote was not present.

[LeDud]

6:03 p.m. A woman on West Valley Acres reported that her neighbor raked empty bottles of alcohol onto her property.

I'd throw my large collection back on his !

[Wolfsong]

Were its springs showing?

[Steve]

"Three teenagers were seen smearing mud all over the side of an Evergreen building. They were made to clean their mess with soap and a brush."
Yay!
That is all.
Oh, one more thing.
Get off my lawn or mow it.

[Jeff Meyerson]

'poofy' is a wonderful word

[queensbee]

obviously there are strict rules about recliner display in flathead. did it have wheels?

[funny man]

"Define inappropriate".

And a whole new industry arises, exterior (highway) design. They are very excited about the concept and
recruiting staff at the Flathead County Community
center College.