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Wozzat's 'ardly proper dinkum on the barley, innit?
Posted by: padraig | July 19, 2012 at 05:00 PM
* smacks self out of limey mode *
MUCH better.
So, which female bloglit wants to be first to see my one-eyed Olympic mascot?
Posted by: padraig | July 19, 2012 at 05:03 PM
I would also appreciate a report on "beer"., which I believe in England is called "beer".
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | July 19, 2012 at 05:09 PM
Dave, I am so proud of you.
You did an ENTIRE column from ENGLAND and did not even once say SPOTTED DICK.
You are so mature now.
Dave?
Dave?
Somebody better get a Bobby.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | July 19, 2012 at 05:11 PM
Olympic Bangers.
Mandeville...or was it Mandible...anyway, according to the official website, he has a personal best timer on his wrist to track his performance.
Posted by: JD | July 19, 2012 at 05:13 PM
Aren't Mandibles used for masticating ? So I've been told.
Posted by: LeDud | July 19, 2012 at 05:26 PM
Kudos to Dave. Imagine going to a foreign country to cover the Olympics while knowing there's a great possibility that it could all be tax deductible. I'm looking forward to your reports.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 19, 2012 at 06:20 PM
claps.....er.......applauds Padraig. Dave, watch out if that one-eye winks at you. Also, having you there should off-set the bad images our "official" representatives will establish.
Posted by: EyeGore | July 19, 2012 at 06:29 PM
Thank you, Dave. I now feel, with full confidence, that I can speak English.
Certainly better than the English do.
Posted by: Steve | July 19, 2012 at 07:22 PM
I recall Dave's column from 1990 or so where he visited the UK and treated his readers to such memorable phrases as "spotted dick", "jack's a doughnut" and "popping round to the wickershams." Anyone have a copy?
Posted by: Marc | July 19, 2012 at 08:21 PM
oy
Posted by: ligirl | July 19, 2012 at 08:33 PM
Dave, don't forget to knock up the Queen while you're over there!
Her cook will make you a spotted dick that could gag a haggis!
Posted by: padraig | July 19, 2012 at 08:35 PM
Be sure and mention how much you appreciated seeing W. Shakespeare's work appearing on your library shelf.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 19, 2012 at 10:39 PM
Do try a bit of cottaging while you are there.
Posted by: RossM | July 20, 2012 at 03:26 AM
godspeed. dave
let the 'games' begin....
Posted by: ligirl | July 20, 2012 at 07:12 AM
All my friends in London have decided that August is an awesome time to take holiday. In Spain.
Posted by: wiredog | July 20, 2012 at 07:24 AM
Isn't the mascot a spotted dick?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 20, 2012 at 08:16 AM
I can totally see Dave getting his picture taken with the mascot.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 20, 2012 at 10:28 AM
I can totally see Dave keeping his wife and Sophie away from the mascot.
Posted by: MOTW | July 20, 2012 at 02:14 PM
Continuing with this theme: http://www.jockular.com/14755/how-to-turn-your-penis-into-the-2012-london-olympics-mascot-funny-nsfw
Posted by: JaniceG | July 21, 2012 at 07:38 AM
*SNORK* @ 50 days of grey!!
Can't wait for all the hilarity!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 21, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Steve (the 24 dude), I thought beer was called "quart" or something like that...
*hair flip*
Posted by: Siouxie | July 21, 2012 at 10:56 AM