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July 19, 2012

SPANGING THE WOLLYNACKER

An Olympic preview.

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Wozzat's 'ardly proper dinkum on the barley, innit?

* smacks self out of limey mode *

MUCH better.

So, which female bloglit wants to be first to see my one-eyed Olympic mascot?

I would also appreciate a report on "beer"., which I believe in England is called "beer".


Dave, I am so proud of you.

You did an ENTIRE column from ENGLAND and did not even once say SPOTTED DICK.

You are so mature now.

Dave?

Dave?

Somebody better get a Bobby.

Olympic Bangers.

Mandeville...or was it Mandible...anyway, according to the official website, he has a personal best timer on his wrist to track his performance.

Aren't Mandibles used for masticating ? So I've been told.

Kudos to Dave. Imagine going to a foreign country to cover the Olympics while knowing there's a great possibility that it could all be tax deductible. I'm looking forward to your reports.

claps.....er.......applauds Padraig. Dave, watch out if that one-eye winks at you. Also, having you there should off-set the bad images our "official" representatives will establish.

Thank you, Dave. I now feel, with full confidence, that I can speak English.
Certainly better than the English do.

I recall Dave's column from 1990 or so where he visited the UK and treated his readers to such memorable phrases as "spotted dick", "jack's a doughnut" and "popping round to the wickershams." Anyone have a copy?

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Dave, don't forget to knock up the Queen while you're over there!

Her cook will make you a spotted dick that could gag a haggis!

Be sure and mention how much you appreciated seeing W. Shakespeare's work appearing on your library shelf.

Do try a bit of cottaging while you are there.

godspeed. dave

let the 'games' begin....

All my friends in London have decided that August is an awesome time to take holiday. In Spain.

Isn't the mascot a spotted dick?

I can totally see Dave getting his picture taken with the mascot.

I can totally see Dave keeping his wife and Sophie away from the mascot.

Continuing with this theme: http://www.jockular.com/14755/how-to-turn-your-penis-into-the-2012-london-olympics-mascot-funny-nsfw

*SNORK* @ 50 days of grey!!

Can't wait for all the hilarity!

Steve (the 24 dude), I thought beer was called "quart" or something like that...

*hair flip*

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