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July 17, 2012

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

A California man arrested for cemetery vandalism says he slathered vegetable oil on tombstones to ward off evil spirits.

(Thanks to Art Silverman)

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"There is no telephone listing for Singh."

I bet there isn't.

Did it work?

Nah, you have to use extra virgin olive oil to keep away evil spirits. He didn't do his homework.

They should send him to Singh Singh.

Evil spirits are allergic to Crisco oil?

Who knew?

Ah, "slathered". Great word. If only he had done it with sporks!

Well how else would you do it?

Evil spirits? I suggest using WD-40 on anything that squeaks.

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