SOON WE WILL HAVE NO FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS LEFT
Man snorts bath salts, eats excrement, gets arrested
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
RELATED ITEM: Fun day out ended in a 'tsunami of excrement' for New Addington teens
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Police smelled a "strong odor of excrement" on Matthew Hammond's breath. Police say the 21-year-old appeared to have been eating his own feces.
ew ew ick
I guess it's better (marginally) than eating someone else's.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 08, 2012 at 10:45 AM
Didn't Strong Odor of Excrement open for The Sex Pistols? Or perhaps it was Dave's review of the last Barry Manilow concert.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 08, 2012 at 10:46 AM
His mother must be so proud of him.
Posted by: Marc | July 08, 2012 at 11:24 AM
At least he didn't snort the excrement.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 08, 2012 at 01:05 PM
So the bus company thinks the kids flooded the toilet. "We're sorry you had a sucky bus ride. It was your fault." Now that is customer service.
Posted by: Elon | July 08, 2012 at 01:39 PM
Before anyone says it, tsunami of excrement IS NOT AGNFARB
Posted by: wingnut | July 08, 2012 at 01:46 PM
Yes it is!
Posted by: Wolfsong | July 08, 2012 at 02:56 PM
It is! It's a great name. In my younger days I'd have gone to see them.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 08, 2012 at 03:26 PM
One of the bus passengers said: "Me, my sister and her friend have had bad stomach aches."
I know they had a disturbing experience, but there is just no excuse for such crappy grammar.
Posted by: David the Mohel | July 08, 2012 at 06:03 PM
Given away by the smell of his breath, and his s--- eating grin.
Posted by: Robert Mathis | July 08, 2012 at 10:55 PM
"OK, kids ... look real sad for the photographer, now."
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 09, 2012 at 09:03 AM
"Hey, smells like Limburger in here."
"Uh oh."
Posted by: Steve | July 09, 2012 at 12:23 PM