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July 23, 2012

NO NEED TO GUESS THE STATE

Palm Bay man claiming to be Jesus held in crowbar attack

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Everyone knows Jesus used a staff, not a crowbar.

Crowbars into plowshares!

He thought his neighbor was the Anti-Christ? That's just crazy talk. My ex-husband doesn't live anywhere near Palm Bay, Florida.

Didn't Jesus use the jawbone of an ass? Oh wait, that was the other long-haired guy.

If the rapture occurs at the time of the court hearing, someone could have some 'splaining to do.

Would Jesus use a crowbar on his television show?

WWJD? Whack you in the head with a crow bar of course! Spare the crow bar spoil the neighbors!

He has the Jesus look going, except for the fat body.

Nursecindy, my ex does live in Palm Bay. I had to read the story to make sure it wasn't him.

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