NEVER KEEP A LOADED OSTRICH EGG AROUND THE HOUSE
A man threw an ostrich egg at his wife because her pet pig damaged his tools.
(Thanks to Ross Marks)
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July 10, 2012
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Pig Humping Award day?
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 10, 2012 at 05:32 PM
Do not mess with New Zealanders.
If they don't throw an ostrich egg at you, they'll throw as hobbit.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | July 10, 2012 at 06:10 PM
I wonder if he told her to go to shell?
(Sorry, lame yolk...)
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 10, 2012 at 07:18 PM
Damaged his what???
Oh, "tools". Plural.
Nevermind.
Posted by: Wolfsong | July 10, 2012 at 07:40 PM
PB. Don't be paltry.
Posted by: RossM | July 10, 2012 at 07:40 PM
RossM: Egg-scuse me?
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 10, 2012 at 07:46 PM
What happened to the ostrich egg, did it break?
Posted by: Marc | July 10, 2012 at 08:31 PM
You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs or a marriage.
Posted by: Elon | July 10, 2012 at 08:39 PM
I believe it's time for them to pull their heads out of the sand and admit the marriage is over.
Give her complete custody of the pig up to the first major holiday.
Then he gets to do as he wishes with it.
Posted by: Steve | July 10, 2012 at 09:23 PM
chucks an ostrich egg at the spammer
Posted by: wingnut | July 11, 2012 at 07:55 AM
"he threw the egg expecting she would catch it"
I'm quite sure that if NZ specifies assault with an ostrich egg as a discrete (not discreet) crime, there is also a rule against playing "think fast" with one
Posted by: Betsy | July 11, 2012 at 09:11 AM