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July 07, 2012

MEANWHILE IN PLANET FLATHEAD COUNTY

11:14 a.m. Reportedly, a woman on La Brant Road climbed out of her large pickup and “stared into space.”

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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They have cannon's in Flathead County? When will the National Guard step up and stop the madness?
11:42 p.m. Reportedly, 11 cussing teenagers stood on Adams Street in Lakeside.

11 Cussing Teenagers wbagnfarb.

It would also BAGNFA high school class, cindy.

A Kalispell woman said that her 14-year-old daughter was “wasted.”

Be honest, if you lived in Flathead County wouldn't you be "wasted" too?

'...near-naked intoxicated people were using a special needs camp’s water trampoline.'

sorry, you life-is-too-Flat-headers: i would so do that

"11 cussing teenagers ..."

10 dogs a-leaping (over fences)
9 ladies calling 911
8 horses starving
etc., etc.


7 goats a jumping
6 kids a yelling
5 drunks in the road! ♬

No doubt trying to remember where she'd left the large pickup she'd just climbed out of.....

Staring into space? That reminds me of every college class I was in. And that was the professor, usually.

"A Kalispell woman said that her 14-year-old daughter was 'wasted.'”
To be fair, I have yet to meet a parent who hasn't entertained this thought about his own spawn.

Phone home.

9:31 a.m. Golfers standing around a golf course heard multiple “gunshots." The gunshots were actually fireworks.

I understand, through anonymous sources, of course, it took their top CSI investigators three days to
solve this one!

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