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Followed by a bottle of worcestershire sauce?
Posted by: David Emery | July 05, 2012 at 02:00 PM
Is Kidderminster in Flathead County?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 05, 2012 at 02:18 PM
Poor little thing. Although hamsters still look like rats to me I'm glad it didn't get run over by a car.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 05, 2012 at 02:41 PM
"Police issued an arrest warrent for the reckless rodent for driving on a suspended license and no proof of insurance"
Posted by: Doug | July 05, 2012 at 02:47 PM
Constable: " What's this, then? Pull over, Laddie..."
Hamster: "eepeepchitterchittereep chitter"
Constable: "Florida, you say? All right, then. Off with you then. Keep within the speed limit."
Hamster: "eepchittereepeepchitter eep"
Constable: "Take a left at the light. Abbey Road is 5 kilometers further on. Move along now. Cheerio."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 05, 2012 at 02:55 PM
*SNORK* @ Hammy.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 05, 2012 at 03:05 PM
Police believe cheese was involved.
And apparently, the hamster was naked. When taken into custody, he assaulted officers with a sandwich, and then ...
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 05, 2012 at 03:41 PM
*flicks bic in hammond's general direction*
Posted by: southerngirl | July 05, 2012 at 04:09 PM
According to the police report cheese WAS involved. The police noticed a faint wiff of cheddar. This was his/her second DUIC.
Posted by: Texas | July 05, 2012 at 04:39 PM
Earwig alert: Red Rubber Ball
I should have known you'd leave me outside
There's a lesson to be learned from this,
Forget this damn test-drive!
Now, I know I'm not the only hamster in my cage
If I ever hear your name again, then you shall feel my rage
And I think I'm gonna be alright
Yeah, the worst is over now
The mornin' sun is shinin' on my plastic hamster ball
You never care for the nests that I make
For you, my pretty hamster ball is something you just shake
Always runnin', ever poopin', that's the life I have
If you would only clean my cage, my God, it stinks so bad!
And I think I'm gonna be alright
Yeah, the worst is over now
The mornin' sun is shinin' on my plastic hamster ball
That story's in the past with nothin' else to do
I've got my own toys to chew,
I'll never have to look at you
The roller-coaster ride I took is nearly at an end
The road is steep, the creek is deep, goodbye, my human friend!
And I think I'm gonna be alright
Yeah, the worst is over now
The mornin' sun is shinin' on my plastic hamster ball
Oh, I think I'm gonna be alright
Yeah, the worst is over now
The mornin' sun is shinin' on my plastic hamster ball
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 05, 2012 at 04:51 PM
Kudos to PirateBoy! Now how do I get that stupid song out of my head?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 05, 2012 at 05:50 PM
Hey! Get back in your power plant!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 05, 2012 at 06:00 PM
Rhino?
Posted by: markhh | July 05, 2012 at 06:10 PM
Someone is going to be upset when they can't get their Smart Car going in the morning.
Posted by: markhh | July 05, 2012 at 06:12 PM
Inspiration.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 05, 2012 at 07:33 PM
A Faint Whiff of Cheddar was one of Joseph Wambaugh's early novels -- kind of a prequel to The Choirboys.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 05, 2012 at 08:13 PM
Loudmouth? Linky no workie.
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 05, 2012 at 09:13 PM
Midnight? This was clearly a daring escape. Hope the RSPCA investigates thoroughly before returning him to his original owners.
Posted by: Betsy | July 05, 2012 at 10:08 PM
Just once we'd like to see a cat stuck in one of these balls.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | July 06, 2012 at 01:52 AM