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July 14, 2012

INCREDIBLY, THIS ITEM IS NOT ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN

Man steals dog, holds spider for ransom and hides kid in closet

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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I have several black widow spiders on my back porch I would be happy to send him. And a couple of large-ish scorpions.

(BTW, this wildlife is normal in Arizona.)

Why was the goat in the closet?

A little mixed up on the whole kidnapping thing?

I just don't have the attention span for these multiple crimes. He kidnapped the goat -- wait, there wasn't really a goat, just markhh being funny -- he stole a spider, he swallowed the spider to catch the fly ... No, dammit! Focus! He buggered the bug ... oh, forget it.

Onmi:

We can thank God and the UN that this did not happen in Flathead.

Onmi:

We can thank God and the UN that this did not happen in Flathead.....

Sorry, sorry

Good thing he lives in the Greater Leavenworth, KS, metropolitan area. Reduces travel time to his new residence.

A spider!?
Noooooooo.

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