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Man barricades self in hotel demands pizza and to marry Paris Hilton
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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July 08, 2012
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Honestly, who amongst us has not thought of doing the exact same thing?
Posted by: Marc | July 08, 2012 at 11:31 AM
This is great! He's obviously single and only lives about 30 minutes away from me. I can introduce him to another deserving blog lady. Why are all these nuts suddenly appearing in my area? I'm also trying to figure out what pizza place in Belmont has pizza that's worth fighting for. The closest pizza place in Belmont is Chuck E. Cheese.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 08, 2012 at 12:06 PM
At least he had the good taste not to demand a Kardashian.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 08, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Cindy:
It can't all happen in FL.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 08, 2012 at 12:58 PM
"Okay, sir. We're sure gonna work with you here, but that pizza is gonna take at least a half hour."
Posted by: Betsy | July 08, 2012 at 01:03 PM
I say give him what he wants with a strict no-returns policy.
Posted by: wingnut | July 08, 2012 at 01:32 PM
If I barricade myself into a hotel, will she marry me too?
Posted by: Dmentd | July 08, 2012 at 02:36 PM
Dmentd, if she doesn't I'm sure we can find a Kardashian that will. Don't expect a long term relationship though.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 08, 2012 at 03:14 PM
Priorities. Pass the parmesan please.
Posted by: funny man | July 08, 2012 at 03:26 PM
Hey cindy, he's a North Carolinian, he's got money to spend and he's available!
Sounds like a winner to me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 08, 2012 at 03:30 PM
Jeff, I would but I was kind of thinking he might be Siouxie's kind of guy. I'm sure she could whip him into shape. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go apply for the Witness Protection Program before Siouxie see's this.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 08, 2012 at 03:51 PM
I will also be taking the extra ' in sees with me. It's 100 degrees here for the third straight day and my brain is showing the effect's. And yes, I know that's wrong too.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 08, 2012 at 03:54 PM
Well I can see the pizza, at least if he gets gas from that it will go away.
Posted by: oldfatguy | July 08, 2012 at 04:20 PM
We cracked 100 4 days in a row cindy. Relief is on the way. I never imagined 87 degrees could feel so good.
Posted by: wingnut | July 08, 2012 at 04:38 PM
I think hunger has driven him insane. Once he's had the pizza he'll come to his senses.
Posted by: padraig | July 08, 2012 at 06:51 PM
I say toss her in the room with a pizza and barricade the door forever.
Posted by: Suzy Q (the original) | July 08, 2012 at 08:23 PM
At least if they had decent pizza...
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 08, 2012 at 08:52 PM
Why would anybody settle for stale old dough, plus the pizza?
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 08, 2012 at 09:15 PM
i think he wants someone to 'hold the sausage'
Posted by: ligirl | July 08, 2012 at 09:21 PM
An opportunity to determine clinically which is worse for you: pizza or who was it he wanted to marry? (scrolls up) Oh, yeah, Paris Hilton. My grant application is in the works.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 08, 2012 at 09:39 PM