IN FLORIDA, THIS IS A VALID LEGAL DEFENSE
'Hit-and-run' driver tells police she didn't stop because she was 'worried her ice cream would melt
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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'Hit-and-run' driver tells police she didn't stop because she was 'worried her ice cream would melt
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Soft serve in. Cone in the truck... Maybe.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 04, 2012 at 08:56 PM
There is nothing worse than going home and finding out your ice-cream has melted. Sure you can re-freeze it but it's just not the same.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 04, 2012 at 10:19 PM
Jeezely! She could've calmed down after the traffic miscue merely be eatin' the ice cream ... or, she could've offered sum to the cops, and they prolly would've ... um ... asked for donuts to go with it?
Posted by: O the Umanity | July 04, 2012 at 10:43 PM
O the U - that was my take. Eat the d@mn ice cream, lady! Then when you get home you'll have a legitimate reason when your husband asks you where his dessert got to.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 05, 2012 at 06:23 AM
To quote (supposedly), Groucho, "I like my (ice cream), too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."
Posted by: Steve | July 05, 2012 at 11:50 AM