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July 04, 2012

IN FLORIDA, THIS IS A VALID LEGAL DEFENSE

'Hit-and-run' driver tells police she didn't stop because she was 'worried her ice cream would melt

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Soft serve in. Cone in the truck... Maybe.

There is nothing worse than going home and finding out your ice-cream has melted. Sure you can re-freeze it but it's just not the same.

Jeezely! She could've calmed down after the traffic miscue merely be eatin' the ice cream ... or, she could've offered sum to the cops, and they prolly would've ... um ... asked for donuts to go with it?

O the U - that was my take. Eat the d@mn ice cream, lady! Then when you get home you'll have a legitimate reason when your husband asks you where his dessert got to.

To quote (supposedly), Groucho, "I like my (ice cream), too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

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