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July 08, 2012

ILLINOIS BATHING ADVISORY

Families stay out of popular rural lake after discovery of deadly fish 'that eats male genitals'

(Thanks to Yvonne Fortin and Jeff Meyerson)

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Blagojefish?

I will never go swimming again. Jeez, look at those teeth!

Chicago politics is starting to make a lot more sense now with this news.

Don't despair. This fish contributes to human evolution!

Litchfield is close to Springfield, the state capital. Now the rest of the world knows what some of the elected officials from Chicago do when they aren't in session. Those of us who live downstate have been aware of it for years.

The Pacu vasectomy clinic.

But they're so cheap and cute when they're small.

'Their main diet is NUTS, leaves, aquatic vegetation, snails.'

*snork*

Also known as the pelosifish...note the resemblance.

Weinerfish?

Rosie O'Donnell got a new job?

ligirl...Yes! That list is deceptively vegetarian-appearing if you don't know the truth.

Papua New Guinea has a population of 6.3 Million people. Since two men (allegedly) died after being bitten by one of these things, there's 0.000000317460 chance of it happening for any particular individual.

I almost dated her once.

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*sigh*

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I think the Wolfsongs may need some family counseling after this thread dies down.

In the meantime, Wolf, stay away from the pond

It's so cute that the whole pack is here.

Conveniently equidistant between Springfield, IL and St Louis, MO.

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