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July 18, 2012


A young Heidelberg Township man on Monday admitted knocking out a friend at a house party in January after the victim, who suffered a skull fracture and brain bleeding, arrived with the wrong kind of beer.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Had it been Bud Light no jury would have convicted him.

no beer in jail for this a$$hat.

"Summary harassment?"

"And in summary, let me just say ..."

"You moron! That's the dumbest idea I ever heard! You already spent 40 minutes showing us illegible PowerPoint slides, and now you want to summarize?! You're fired ... who are you?"

"Police! Hands up! You're under arrest for summary harassment! Don't feel like such a big shot CEO now, do you, Mr. Romney?"

*hands Omniskeptic a Xanax*
I agree with queensbee. I'm also guessing he doesn't feel like such a big deal now.

What happens if you bring " Ensure " ?

"Kegarise"? I may be violating policy here, but that is a bonafide snorker in this case.

Can't we just send both of them to an uninhabitad island somewhere? The gene pool just can't stand too many more of these geniuses.

What is the point of this story?

The guy had it coming.

He broke the guy code.

'Nuff said.

He bought Yuengling. Totally justified.

The "victim" was, according to the ages listed in the story, buying alcohol for a minor.

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