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July 10, 2012

HE TOTALLY HAD IT COMING

A German divorce lawyer is scaring - and outraging – cinema-goers in Dresden with an advert that features a beautiful woman who has apparently just attacked her husband with a chainsaw.

(Thanks to The Perts)

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Better than the "If you or a loved one have had (insert generic disease, injury, or other misfortune) you may be entitled to financial compensation! Call Bottom, Feeder, and Associates now for free consultation!" crapola that we get here.

Classy.

But Omni, unless you get paid there's no fee!

;)

and another favorite of mine ... "we'll take your annuity or long-term settlement and PAY YOU CASH NOW because we know our target market can't spell net present value, let alone calculate it."

Nice heels!

If only she had popped open a beer can and said., "It's Miller Time" at the end...

Could just as easily be an ad for PMS meds

I, for one, think the lawyers should get a cut.

Does this leatherface make my butt look big. IT DOES, YOU SAY? BBBRRRRRRRAAAAWWWWW

That's a nice Husqvarna saw, but you never intentionally drop one. She also has improper footwear and no safety equipment. I don't know if that's a violation in Germany.

Will the theme song be "Chains of Love"? Or
"Cutting through the Tissues"?

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