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July 10, 2012

GUYS IN ACTION

Man sets house ablaze while killing spiders with blowtorch

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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What could go wrong? Well, since you ask -- um, have you got a few minutes?

"Oops...I mean, I totally meant to do that!"

Take the New York Times editorial section off the bottom of your canary's cage, roll it up, swat the spiders. Then use the blow torch to clean up. That's how it's done.

Why do I have an image of nursecindy watching the house burn shouting "Die, devil spiders, Die!"

Got rid of the spiders, didn't it?

Arachnophobarsonist?


Is it my imagination or is this story becoming an annual rite of summer for the blog. Maybe it's the same guy over and over and over again.

like the guy who burned his house down trying to defrost his pipes in the winter. same thought process. dumba$$.

We are talking SPIDERS here.

Drastic measures are necessary.

During the winter of 2009/2010, better known in these parts as Snowmageddon, less than a mile away from here, a homeowner paid an unlicensed, uninsured contractor to use a propane torch designed for sealing flat roofing material to melt snow that was several feet deep on the roof of what was, until that fateful decision, his multimillion dollar home complete with art collection and vintage sports car filled garage.

Yesterday, I removed about 50 spiders from our Florida home by the simple act of picking up Mama wolf spider and all the little babies holding onto her back. I recommend it. No flames or anything.
(And no bites, either.)

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