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July 05, 2012

GUESS THE STATE

Lack of sex caused BB-gun bandit to rob 7-Eleven

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Let us hope that he isn't turned on by B & D. The handcuffs could be a disaster.

Be honest, couldn't this happen to any of us?

Anyone? Bueller?

Maybe he shoots blanks?

Well, then I should be about ready to knock over Fort Knox.

Well, fines and prison time are cheaper than what it did to my - divorce.

^ me

Wait 'til Big Mike finds his BBs in jail. He's gonna get some lovin'.

I-ve knocked over hundreds of 7-11s. But then my penis has four heads.

You'll put your eye out!

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