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July 13, 2012

FORTUNATELY, HE IS NOT A HAIRDRESSER

Man uses piranha as scissors

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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We tried this using our left hand and an alligator when we were young. Yes, the do call me Capt. Hook.

Not to be attempted after drinking, or while naked.

Plus also, could this be the world's first do-it-yourself circumcision kit?

Can Popeil's Pocket Piranha be far behind?

Not sold in stores.

OK, I'll bite: how does he get ahold of the little nipper without digitary loss?

Coming up on Mythbusters...

"Hey, guys! Watch this!"

Another day in Guy World.

Eduardo Piranhahands?

When I was a PirateLad, I had a bright red electric scissors, shaped like a fish. It was pretty worthless. In fact, it couldn't even cut my sister's hair. (Hey, statue of limitations, right?) All I remember is it made a terrible buzzing sound. Any chance the Geezers here remember the name of this thing? I thought it was "Buzzy-Buzzy Buzz-Buzz", but the photos on the Innerwebs (Thanks, Al!) show that to be a vibrating pen, shaped like a bee.

Thanks, MtB! But "Mr. Snippy" now doesn't have quite the same meaning as it did when I was five...

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