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July 18, 2012


What are the optimal siege tactics for taking Magic Kingdom's Cinderella Castle?

(Thanks to jon harris)


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Obviously some man has given this a lot of thought.

Walt is rolling over in his Mickey Mouse grave.

Two helicopters full of SEALS should be about right.

Where's Jack Bauer when you need him?

While in Fantasyland we will have the opportunity to take down the menace of all parents everywhere. The "It's a Small World" ride will be within our reach. Our secondary objective is to eliminate the ride with extreme prejudice.

We'll have to destroy the Castle to save it.

How will we have a prequel sequel if the plan "eliminate(s) the ride with extreme prejudice"?

Oh, I don't have time for this. Have to pack the camper van. But here are some resources for those of you who wish to delve further into the topic:
Catapult Kits
Sir Ralph Payne-Galway who is (was) da man.

One rule for taking the Castle:
Bring lots of cash.
It's a foolproof strategy.

I hate mousework.

I won't go there in the summer; will it help if I fart in the general direction?

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