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What are the optimal siege tactics for taking Magic Kingdom's Cinderella Castle?
(Thanks to jon harris)
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What are the optimal siege tactics for taking Magic Kingdom's Cinderella Castle?
(Thanks to jon harris)
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Obviously some man has given this a lot of thought.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 18, 2012 at 11:49 PM
Walt is rolling over in his Mickey Mouse grave.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | July 19, 2012 at 03:07 AM
Two helicopters full of SEALS should be about right.
Posted by: RossM | July 19, 2012 at 03:52 AM
Where's Jack Bauer when you need him?
Posted by: Ralph | July 19, 2012 at 04:12 AM
While in Fantasyland we will have the opportunity to take down the menace of all parents everywhere. The "It's a Small World" ride will be within our reach. Our secondary objective is to eliminate the ride with extreme prejudice.
Yes!
Posted by: wiredog | July 19, 2012 at 07:19 AM
We'll have to destroy the Castle to save it.
Posted by: poker | July 19, 2012 at 07:21 AM
How will we have a prequel sequel if the plan "eliminate(s) the ride with extreme prejudice"?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 19, 2012 at 08:56 AM
Oh, I don't have time for this. Have to pack the camper van. But here are some resources for those of you who wish to delve further into the topic:
Catapult Kits
Sir Ralph Payne-Galway who is (was) da man.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 19, 2012 at 09:28 AM
One rule for taking the Castle:
Bring lots of cash.
It's a foolproof strategy.
Posted by: Steve | July 19, 2012 at 10:04 AM
I hate mousework.
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 19, 2012 at 03:09 PM
I won't go there in the summer; will it help if I fart in the general direction?
Posted by: Ralph | July 19, 2012 at 03:21 PM