FATHER OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Man takes baby to meet with prostitute
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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July 10, 2012
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"Baby, I'd like you to meet Prostitute. Prostitute, this is baby."
Sounds like a bit from Black Adder:
"This is Molly, a dear girl ..."
"I'm not dear! I'm very reasonable."
"Oh, all right. This is Molly, an inexpensive prostitute ..."
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 10, 2012 at 11:43 AM
I've heard of starting your son early but at nine months he's a little young, don't you think?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 10, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Is it Take Your Child To A Ho Day already?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 10, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Loved "Black Adder"!
However, if he had left the kid alone while going on the "visit", he would have been in trouble too. Holy Kobyashi Maru! Classic no-win scenario...
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 10, 2012 at 12:09 PM
It probably would have been cheaper and more convenient to have hired her as a babysitter.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 10, 2012 at 01:01 PM
You're never too early for your first gunfight, Jeff. I wonder what the baby did to provoke it.
Posted by: Elon | July 10, 2012 at 01:10 PM
That sort of multi-customer arrangement can get rather pricey. So I'm told.
... What?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 10, 2012 at 01:17 PM
Hey, everyone knows that babies are chick-magnets. Maybe he was just trying to negotiate a cute baby discount.
Posted by: ScottMGS | July 10, 2012 at 01:43 PM
The father filled his Pampers, too.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 10, 2012 at 02:00 PM
There are worse places to leave a child during the summer -- gunshots not withstanding.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 10, 2012 at 02:12 PM
See one, do one, teach one.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 10, 2012 at 02:45 PM
*snork* at Layzee
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 10, 2012 at 04:26 PM
Whose you Dada?
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 10, 2012 at 05:28 PM
Soon to be a major motion picture titled - The Apprenticeship of "Doody" Kravitz (Sorry, I couldn't help myself)
Posted by: Marc | July 10, 2012 at 08:11 PM
My guess is that the Dad got caught up in an extortion attempt.
I've read, yeah..., read about these things.
Posted by: Steve | July 10, 2012 at 09:47 PM
Roll Tide!!!! That's all I've got.
Posted by: Doc Rick | July 11, 2012 at 07:51 PM
Gunning For Father Of The Year?
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear dads, if your kid’s under one,
And you’re looking for prostitute fun,
A sitter’s a must;
Else forget about lust,
Or be labeled a son of a gun.
Posted by: Madeleine Begun Kane | July 11, 2012 at 11:46 PM