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Bauer said: "It was a good job I was in the bathroom already as when I saw the snake I almost peed myself. Thankfully it has been released in a nearby wildlife area where it belongs."
Corn snake released in Switzerland ? Can you say "invasive species" ? How about FLA and Burmese Pythons ?
Posted by: LeDud | July 17, 2012 at 12:01 PM
The question I would be asking myself if I were this person is: What has it been eating all this time?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 17, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Omni, I could have asked it.
Posted by: Harry Potter | July 17, 2012 at 01:21 PM
I like Corn Snakes as well as the next guy. OK, better than almost everybody on this blog.
They're harmless and beautiful. But they're NOT NATIVE to Switzerland and shouldn't ever have been allowed in. Ever notice how many escaped snakes turn out to be Corn Snakes? They're the Houdini's of the snake world.
Posted by: Steve | July 17, 2012 at 01:43 PM
We have a one room house that sits at the edge of a large woods. We used to have mice running all over it but since I started finding snake skins(the last was 4 feet) in the crawlspace we see almost no mouse activity. And snakes don't poop on the counter.
Posted by: wingnut | July 17, 2012 at 03:18 PM
Old Chinese proverb: She who sees corn snake in toilet will forget to flush.
Posted by: OldPhil | July 17, 2012 at 06:44 PM
Is doing the proverbial like doing the Macarena?
Posted by: Gina | July 17, 2012 at 07:17 PM