CSI: LUFKIN

Two men accused of walking while intoxicated

(Thanks to ligirl)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Time to throw the key away.

Seriously, though, whatever happened to the freedom-loving state of Rick "Secession" Perry? Soon we'll have no rights left at all.

[DesertAl]

Good point, Jeff. What would Ron White have to say about this?

[Spiny Norman]

What would Ron White have to say about this?

Drunk. In. Public.

[ligirl]

but pub crawls are still legal

[Spiny Norman]

...officers were called to the 3800 block of South Medford Drive, where they saw Randy Songue, 52, walking in the middle of the road and then stumbling in the grassy median. He was arrested on a charge of public intoxication and taken to jail.

Fifteen minutes later, officers were called to the 4200 block of South Medford Drive, where they saw Michael Shuell, 22, clumsily run across traffic and then sit on the steep curb near the Tulane Drive overpass as if in hopes the officer would pass him by. He was also arrested on a charge of public intoxication and taken to jail.

Looks like the alternative was roadkill.

[Clankie]

" ...And that's another...thing I'm meanin' ta talk ta ya about, Pilgrim. "

[wingnut]

This is why I always take my truck. Can't afford to get another WWI.

[Omniskeptic]

I suspect one of them is Gov. Perry, out and about incognito to see what the common folks think. Guess he found out.

[MikeyVA]

SNORK Omni!!!!

11 cussing teenagers, is bad enough but why is the UN doing nothing abut the woman staring off into space!

But I read the Blotter from Sunday and was SHOCKED to read this:

8:54 p.m. A Kalispell man complained that his wife has been screaming and yelling at him all day.

[queensbee]

shocking what is going on in some parts of the country....up in the east...we just flip em a birdie and keep movin....

[RossM]

If they were still able to walk, they weren't properly intoxicated. Just sayin...

[Meanie the Blue]

When they give you a field sobriety test for suspicion of WWI (not World War I), do you have to drive a car in a straight line?

[padraig]

Randy looks like he was not so much walking as skidding. Face first.

You can get away with that up north in the winter, but once the snow melts you want to break your fall with one or more external limbs.

[padraig]

p.s. to Mikey: Did the Kalispell woman refer to her husband as "Bert"? I just want to know if I need to mail my cousin a wedding present.

[HogsAteMySister]

Lufkin, Texas. Where Desperados still ride the plains. And walk.

[Elon]

Next time, I guess they should drive. Less chance of getting caught.

[Elon]

Also if Gregory Snider is guilty, I hope he get put away for a long time. No sympathy there.

[Betsy]

Looks like there's still hope for Michael. Randy, not so much.