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July 23, 2012

CSI: DEFUNIAK SPRINGS

A man who stopped by the side of the road to have a bowel movement was arrested on multiple charges, including grand theft auto.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Failed to mention. Eva Gabor was privy to the dump.

OH CRAP!!

At the court house they filed it all as one charge: Grand Poop Auto

Wait- a witness took a picture of this?

My thoughts exactly, poker.

Apparently he didn't see the "No Dumping" sign.

tried to hide his skid marks but he had nothin to go on

Walton County Sheriff's Office: Putting the "de-fun" in Defuniak Springs.

You forgot to say, "Guess the State".

I assume that Dave assigns random aliases to Florida towns to protect the innocent? if there are any innocents left in Florida?

How did the cop know? Did the guy poop a Buick or what?

Stolen car, drunk and public indecency. The trifecta of charm.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he's probably single.

No charge for littering?

There but for the grace of God (and 12 beers) go I.

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