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Snooki Names Her Baby-to-Be Lorenzo!
(Thanks to R&L Stevenson)
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July 14, 2012
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I hope Lorenzo is an early walker so he can run away from this nut.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 14, 2012 at 01:16 PM
She is so HOT!
Posted by: Elmo | July 14, 2012 at 03:05 PM
Is his middle name "deMedici"?
Somebody's gonna go mediaeval on his little a$$.
Posted by: Steve | July 14, 2012 at 03:18 PM
I firmly believe that your name will influence your life. Therefore, let's welcome Snooki's new baby, "Cute Little Ba$ta3d", which barely beats the second place name: Ignorant. Sad and hopeless were the runners up.
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 14, 2012 at 03:31 PM
At least she didn't name it Apple or Dweezle or Blanket.
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 14, 2012 at 03:38 PM
Considering that her name is Snooki and the preseumed daddy's is 'Jionni' (sic) it could have been so much worse.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 14, 2012 at 04:16 PM
*SMACKS* Elmo. Turns around and *SMACKS* him again. Elmo, you'll thank me later.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 14, 2012 at 08:24 PM
What did you think she would name him----Moishe??
Posted by: queensbee | July 14, 2012 at 08:31 PM
queensbee,
I assumed it would be something intentionally misspelled.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | July 14, 2012 at 09:07 PM
I don't have an Italian dictionary but does anyone know if Lorenzo means "mentally challenged little person?"
Posted by: wingnut | July 14, 2012 at 09:26 PM
Completely off topic, but...I keep seeing on the interwebs about how celebrities are wearing their clothing with panache. This panache, what is it and how is it applied? Is it sewed on? Applied manually? Basting brush? I doubt I have the chutzpah to use it myself, but is it something special just for the glitterati, or can ordinary people get some, and where? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Dmentd | July 14, 2012 at 09:27 PM
nursecindy: Thank you, but don't stop! HIT ME! BEAT ME! MAKE ME WRITE BAD CHECKS! I want to fondue your ampits!!
Buwahahahahaha!
Posted by: Elmo | July 14, 2012 at 09:51 PM
His first words are likely to be "I'm adopted, I swear!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 14, 2012 at 11:21 PM
What if Lorenzo turns out to be a girl or a miscarriage? Wouldn't it be smart to wait to see if he looks like a Lorenzo?
Posted by: Elon | July 15, 2012 at 12:53 AM
My better angels hope for the best for little Credenza, but my smarter Darwins sadly agree that Snoopi's creation will have a tough time.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | July 15, 2012 at 09:04 AM
Dmentd, I think it's a type of batter.
I don't know why they use it since most don't seem to be well done.
Posted by: Steve | July 15, 2012 at 10:29 AM