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July 03, 2012

BUT THEY WILL STILL BE REQUIRED TO PURCHASE HEALTH INSURANCE

No evidence of mermaids, says US government

(Thanks to Ralph and The Perts)

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Health insurance ... certainly!

But will they need a Florida Driver's License to swim?

Well, sure. What would you think these Atlantis-deniers would say?

Anybody else read #6 about ditching the 1¢ piece?

I saw some news seg that had a class on becoming a mermaid.

Your tax dollars at work.

But what about the Ariel photography?

Don't worry about insurance; the mermaids of "Mermaids: The Body Found" died out while longing for their favorite food, that of the Spaghetti Tree. Another fine documentary.

Your tax dollars at work. The American way of life is saved.

Ridiculous ! Appropriate the funds for another study.

Are telling me Water World wasn't a documentary?!?

Great. Now mermaids have been added to the Does Not Fly List. When does it end?

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