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July 26, 2012

ASTONISHINGLY, ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVED

Naked key hunt lands groom-to-be in jail

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Also: Bet led man to set head on fire

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

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Amazingly, indeed.

I saw the "head on fire" story yesterday. What a maroon. Talk about your waste of good alcohol...

The Norwegian story is one of those that just gets odder and odder as you read. He bit the cabbie's nose? The nakedness kind of fades away as the rest of the details emerge.

And as for the other guy, meh. Having your hair on fire is a common euphemism for being up to your tuckus in alligators -- I knew many people who basically existed in that state, 24/7. This fellow was probably preparing for an interview at, oh, any one of our fine defense contractors.

“It started in a humorous fashion but ended up with the police putting me in handcuffs,” he told newspaper Moss Avis.

Boy, that escalated quickly.

“She threw the keys into the taxi and I threw myself in after them. Suddenly the taxi driver found himself with a naked man on his lap, and he wasn’t to know if I was an attacker or a lunatic, so he tried to throw me out of the car.”

I always hate when this happens to me.

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