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July 06, 2012

ALL PART OF THEIR MASTER PLAN

30 Squirrels Escape from Zoo, Zookeepers ‘Recapture’ 38

(Thanks to Ralph)

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So squirrels are now multiplying like rabbits? That can't be good.

♪ 30 squirrels escape from the zoo
30 squirrels escape -
You hunt them down
Search all over town,
38 squirrels returned to the zoo...

I can't imagine going to a zoo to see squirrels.

The next day, a giant wooden chipmunk was left at the front gate of the zoo...

“More than 40 squirrels must have gotten away in the first place. There are no wild squirrels inhabiting this area. That is for sure.”

There are now ...

A spokesrodent for the International Cartel of Squirrels was quoted as saying, "Neener, neener."

This has B movie written all over it.

Cheesey, they just cast William Shatner in your movie as the zookeeper.

"... they are difficult to catch, and they keep reproducing.”

Like lawyers.

Sounds like government math to me.

Boy they repopulate like rabbits! Which is why in the
squirrel-human war, we have a challenge!!

Of course, Maybe we can torture them, by which I mean
make them watch reruns of Snooki's reality shows.

They say in love and war, all's fair...

I think padraig was referring to the Trojan horse left outside the gates of Troy. If the squirrels have a Hector.....who will be mankind's Achilles ?

I'm impressed that the Japanese can even say "squirrel".

LeDud, around here more people understand a Trojan Rabbit reference than the horse one.

My Liege, I have a cunning plan ...

Sounds a bit like the plot of Jurassic Park...

Alternatively, there is the story of the Cessna that crashed in a cemetery outside Dublin. Police have recovered 350 bodies...

They should all get the death sentence. Stupid escaping squirrels.

Omniskeptic, is it so cunning that you can brush your teeth with it?

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