A FUN KIND OF PLACE

Police in Monroeville, Pennsylvania say the former girlfriend of a man celebrating his son's birthday at a Chuck E Cheese's walked into the restaurant on Saturday night armed with a brick and a knife.

(Thsanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Omniskeptic]

Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese's.
No colors.
No leathers.

[Ms. Flukey]

Strict regulation of all bricks, etc, etc...

[Steve]

That crust was REALLY TOUGH on her last visit. She needed those implements.
How do you bite someone on the chest?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Well Steve, maybe she had a big target area.

Perhaps NSFW

[Meanie the Blue]

Are you kidding? You'd be insane to go into one of those places without at least one weapon for each hand. And backup.

[max]

If they had gone with their original concept and named the chain "Rick Rat's Pizza" no one would think this was at all strange.

[Dum Bass]

Who says romance is dead?

[Ernie G]

Never bring a brick to a knife fight, or a knife to a brick fight.

[Omniskeptic]

I think this would make a no-worse-than-usual great reality show! People watch those repo shows, apparently (at least they don't seem to get cancelled, and companies actually advertise on 'em.) And there's that rediculous thing about the folks who run a colosseum of low-brow hi-jinx at the Sturgis motorcycle rally. Maybe the CEC empire could provide them with some bridge funding.

[tinatalker]

Those dirty rats! Poor kid's birthday was ruined. Bet he didn't even get to play Whack-a-Mole. (ever try that stoned?)