Dave Barry's Blog

HOW TO FIND YOUR WAY AROUND LONDON

I have no idea.

LONDON UPDATE

LAWN PAINTING

Alert reader Jimpy points out that The Blog was ahead of his time when he wrote about this.

DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION

19 hats that will not get a dude laid

(Thanks to John Gregg)

WE BET

From Korea, for those who like to ride horses in front of their TV and in the comfort of their own home. For all family members, this home mechanical equestrian system will meet all the family's needs.

(Thanks to jon harris)

SUPERSIZE ME

The researchers said this is one of very few studies to show that copulating animals are at a higher risk of being eaten by predators.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR OF THE YEAR AWARD

Thirty six venomous snakes seized from a west Omaha home last week...

(Thanks to funny man, who asks "Why does it always have to be snakes?")

WE ARE MOST SINCERELY SORRY

...for not blogging yesterday. We were traveling.