Dave Barry's Blog

YET ANOTHER ARGUMENT AGAINST NATURE

Here's a really big worm.

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT NOW READS 'GAZOMBAS'

Microsoft has swiftly fixed an embarrassing gaffe which saw a chunk of code labelled "big boobs".

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

A REASON TO GO ON LIVING

Spice Girls (including a reluctant Victoria Beckham) are '95 per cent' confirmed to perform at Olympics closing ceremony

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

HAS ANYBODY SEEN CHARLIE SHEEN LATELY?

Wildlife officials probe bizarre photos of person dressed in GOAT suit trying to get close to animals on Utah mountainside

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Doug Ensign)

'IT CERTAINLY PUT ME OFF MY TOAST'

William Evans, 10, finds dead lizard on loaf of bread from Tesco

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

OR YOU COULD JUST GET A DOG

A new messaging device, dubbed Kissenger, lets users send kisses wirelessly to one another.

(Thanks to Matt Filar, who says, "Wonder what's next?"Also thanks to Ralph.)

DUDE

After bailing an Anchorage man out of jail in Palmer, four Anchorage residents kidnapped the man and demanded marijuana they said he'd stolen, Alaska State Troopers said.

(Thanks to Marguerite Floyd)

WE CERTAINLY HOPE SO

As record 150,000 condoms are handed out to a host of super-attractive athletes, could London 2012 be the raunchiest games ever?

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)